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31

Aug

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

aquapainter:

Oh my god

aquapainter:

Oh my god

kingshezza:

John walking in wearing his old uniform bein like “it doesn’t fit like it used to” and Sherlock being like

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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm)

(Source: dilbdo)

avatarkorrababe:

How’s the weather down there?~
~Source~

avatarkorrababe:

How’s the weather down there?~

~Source~

nethilia:

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

i spit my drink

nethilia:

arachnidian:

bitcheslovecereal:

I said a heALTHY SNACK REBECCA

holy infant so tender and mild

i spit my drink

(Source: 7fffd4)

the-vulcan-in-the-tardis:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

becauseyouaremythyla:

bring it on

SLAMS THE BUTTON NONSTOP

What about hired assassins?

the-vulcan-in-the-tardis:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

becauseyouaremythyla:

bring it on

SLAMS THE BUTTON NONSTOP

What about hired assassins?

(Source: who-the-hell-is-bucky-barnes)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

there’s a male side of tumblr?